- CBSSports.com

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

MAN RULES

1. Because we're men, there is no need to ask us what we're thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. We have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

1. We do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than we have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; We don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

1. You don't have to ask us if we liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, we didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then we will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

1. We can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. We cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all we know, these are the same thing.

1. Because we're men, and this is, after all, the year 2008, we will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and we'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.

Whoa! MAN RULES

Have fun spanking your munkie if yo send this to your girl, farnz!!

We ladies only ask you questions to make you feel important because you have such fragile egos.

And we want the seat down because we don't want to touch it after you men pissed all over it. Maybe we should raise the bowl up to your scrote so you short knockers can hit it?

tarkus Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Dec 5, 2006	Posted on: May 8, 2008 8:35 pm Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES hahahahaha....you always come through with a good one, cmc. [ Reply to Comment ]
spartan822 Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Aug 27, 2006	Posted on: May 8, 2008 9:14 pm Score: 90 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES 1. Because we're men, there is no need to ask us what we're thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. We have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. 1. We do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than we have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; We don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too. 1. You don't have to ask us if we liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, we didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then we will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. 1. We can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. We cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all we know, these are the same thing. 1. Because we're men, and this is, after all, the year 2008, we will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and we'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do. [ Reply to Comment ]
cmc18v Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 1, 2007	Posted on: May 9, 2008 10:33 am Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES Good additions Spartan.. I have a few more the sensors might delete. [ Reply to Comment ]
thefarnz Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jun 28, 2007	Posted on: May 9, 2008 4:11 pm Score: 94 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES This is classic. I'll be sending a copy of this to my girl. Maybe she'll learn something from it. [ Reply to Comment ]
Amerigo Vespuci Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Aug 16, 2007	Posted on: May 9, 2008 7:46 pm Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Whoa! MAN RULES Have fun spanking your munkie if yo send this to your girl, farnz!! We ladies only ask you questions to make you feel important because you have such fragile egos. And we want the seat down because we don't want to touch it after you men pissed all over it. Maybe we should raise the bowl up to your scrote so you short knockers can hit it? AV [ Reply to Comment ]
GTucker Reputation: 94 Level: All-Star Since: Mar 7, 2008	Posted on: May 9, 2008 11:42 pm Score: 81 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES Haha!!! This is one of the best blogs i've read in awhile [ Reply to Comment ]
yikesvikes Reputation: 94 Level: All-Star Since: Aug 10, 2007	Posted on: May 10, 2008 4:53 am Score: 90 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: MAN RULES AV ,

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