A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in
Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description
of how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that
the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch....
As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from
that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She continues on. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
She continues on. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She
goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,
"I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.
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Posted on: May 15, 2008 1:48 am
Walmart is now selling husbandscmc my friend , with the exception of my beautiful and wonderful wife , I'd say in most cases , you are spot on ! On the other hand , my wife would definitely say that I'm a 5th floor guy ! ( of course , not every woman would agree with the good looking part ! ) |
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Posted on: May 15, 2008 10:29 am
Walmart is now selling husbandsThat's another good one! One question, tho: does that mean the sixth floor is full of lesbians, and if so, where is this Wal-Mart? |
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Level: Superstar Since: Dec 5, 2006
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Posted on: May 15, 2008 7:52 pm
Walmart is now selling husbandshahahahaha....that's great. |
