It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, 'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee!
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the Man yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee . . . please!!!'
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back 'Would the "gentleman" with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot.'
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Reputation: 94
Level: All-Star Since: Aug 10, 2007 
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Posted on: May 29, 2008 11:48 pm
HOW"S YOUR GOLF GAME?I'm actually very good at golf . . . on my son's Wii game . . . My son's are 8 and 9 . I ( studly golfer that I am ) beat them regularly . Some day soon , I may actually play a real course again ( it's been about 25 yrs ) . Strangely , I seem to play so much better on the Wii . . . LOL ! |
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Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar Since: Nov 15, 2006
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Posted on: May 30, 2008 7:53 am
HOW"S YOUR GOLF GAME?Classic CMC. I am a 13 handicap golfer. I have two rules that I try to live by. Never hit it short of the ladies tee, and never three putt. But BOY have I really skanked some chip shots around the green. I have earned the nickname "Vin Scully" for my aptness to scull my shots around the green. It's a work in progress. |
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