Posted on: March 30, 2008 3:22 pm
Slinky
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Category: General
Posted on: March 21, 2008 12:14 am
What's in a name?
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone.
She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- Cars and Men .'
'What's your name?' she asked.
With a smile he replied, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'.
Category: General
Posted on: March 15, 2008 2:45 pm
Confessions of a dangerous kind!
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
Category: General
Posted on: March 8, 2008 12:08 pm
Fascinate
A grade school teacher in asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".<o:p></o:p>
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see the Grand Canyon and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tatas are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
Category: General
Posted on: March 2, 2008 10:54 pm